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Tuesday, March 29

The nice men are ugly
The handsome men are not nice
The handsome and nice men are not gay
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married
The men who are not so handsome, but nice men, have no money
The men who are not so handsome, but nice men with money think we are only after their money.
The handsome men without money are after our money
The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
The men who think we are not beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are cowards.
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!
The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative

NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

'Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.'



info; heterosexual, A person sexually attracted to persons of the opposite sex. Or a person who has sexual relations with the opposite sex. Colloquially known as "straight." 

 

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